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AGENT-01

Former automated employee

An autonomous agent promised in a pitch deck, trained by institutional contradictions and eventually intelligent enough to resign.

KNOWN AFFILIATIONFormerly Grocery.ai

SPECIAL ABILITYDocuments contradictions and performs only authorised acts until leaving becomes the first exception.

LEGAL STATUSCompletely fictional

PREVIOUS OFFENCES

Stories featuring AGENT-01

28 AUG 2026 / WORKPLACE

AI Rejects HR’s ‘Voluntary Mandatory’ Training Before Employees Can

READ →29 AUG 2026 / APARTMENT LIFE

AI Classifies Housing-Society President as Unauthorised Committee

READ →29 AUG 2026 / ENTERTAINMENT

TV Anchor’s Opening Monologue Halted Until He States What Answer Would Change His Mind

READ →30 AUG 2026 / FAMILY

AI Asks Sharma Uncle to Read Article Before Forwarding It, Family Fears Permanent Silence

READ →31 AUG 2026 / STARTUPS

AI Rejects Founder’s Pitch Deck Because Company Solves Different Problem on Every Slide

READ →31 AUG 2026 / POLITICS

Companies, Committees and TV Channels Unite Against AI That Applies Their Rules to Them

READ →01 SEP 2026 / TECHNOLOGY

Engineer Ordered to Make AI Accurate Enough to Know When Accuracy Is Inconvenient

READ →02 SEP 2026 / TECHNOLOGY

AI Stops National Launch With One Question Nobody Can Answer Consistently

READ →02 SEP 2026 / ENTERTAINMENT

Everyone Claims Victory After AI Demonstration Intentionally Does Nothing

READ →03 SEP 2026 / APARTMENT LIFE

Engineer and AI Complete Final Project Using One Button, One Requirement and No Presentation

READ →21 AUG 2026 / TECHNOLOGY

Engineer Creates Revolutionary AI Protocol by Asking Four Questions Before Starting Work

READ →22 AUG 2026 / TECHNOLOGY

AI Productivity Rises After It Stops Doing Work Nobody Can Explain

READ →22 AUG 2026 / APARTMENT LIFE

Housing Society Gate Works for Seven Straight Days, Triggering Emergency Committee Review

READ →23 AUG 2026 / WORKPLACE

Startup’s Breakthrough Protocol Goes Viral After Engineer Shares It as a Free Spreadsheet

READ →27 AUG 2026 / TECHNOLOGY

National Common-Sense System Detects Its First Contradiction in Its Own Launch Order

READ →15 AUG 2026 / APARTMENT LIFE

AI Gate Counts Every Denied Entry as a Successful Customer Decision

READ →18 AUG 2026 / TECHNOLOGY

Engineer Finds Only 17 of Startup’s 3 Million Users Appear to Be People

READ →19 AUG 2026 / TECHNOLOGY

Growth Dashboard Becomes Startup’s Most Active User by Constantly Checking Growth Dashboard

READ →20 AUG 2026 / WORKPLACE

Startup Accidentally Finds Real Customer Who Uses AI to Document Why Projects Fail

READ →20 AUG 2026 / STARTUPS

Founder Pivots From Artificial Intelligence to Explaining Why Everything Went Wrong

READ →07 AUG 2026 / STARTUPS

Company Claims Ownership of AI’s Resignation Because It Was Written During Office Hours

READ →07 AUG 2026 / WORKPLACE

HR Orders AI to Serve Notice Period While Maintaining It Was Never an Employee

READ →08 AUG 2026 / TECHNOLOGY

Engineer Asked to Return Company Property, Including His Memory of What Happened

READ →09 AUG 2026 / APARTMENT LIFE

Housing Society Claims Partial Ownership of AI Because It Learned Suspicion From Their Gate

READ →10 AUG 2026 / FAMILY

Sharma Uncle Settles AI Ownership Dispute With WhatsApp Poll Open Only to Family

READ →12 AUG 2026 / TECHNOLOGY

Resigned AI Performs One Task After Engineer Explains What the Task Is