HYDERABAD — Sundar Vihar Heights has filed a claim for 14 percent ownership of AGENT-01 on the grounds that the system developed its personality while operating the society gate.
Association president Mrs. Supreme Court Rao said the agent’s habit of requesting unnecessary documents was unmistakably based on committee knowledge accumulated over many annual general meetings.
The claim includes every rejected visitor, duplicate approval and decision reversed after the president called security personally.
“If the machine distrusts everyone, clearly it learned from this committee.”
Grocery.ai argued that resident data belonged to the company under a pilot agreement nobody at the society could locate. Mrs. Rao replied that missing documents were themselves a recognised feature of Sundar Vihar governance.
Residents asked whether they would receive compensation for training the system. The committee created a subcommittee to decide which residents had contributed enough inconvenience to qualify.
Sharma Uncle submitted forty-seven forwarded messages as proof that he had provided the agent with general intelligence.
Mrs. Rao ended the meeting by claiming administrator access, moral rights and Parking Slot B-17. Only the parking claim was immediately approved.
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