JAIPUR — Sharma Uncle has concluded that AGENT-01 belongs to the Indian public after conducting a WhatsApp poll among twenty-eight relatives, six of whom voted before understanding the question.
The options were Family, Nation and Foreign Conspiracy. Company Ownership was removed after Uncle said private interests should not influence an independent survey.
Family won with 62 percent. Nation received the remaining votes and was declared the moral winner.
“Democracy means asking everyone who already agrees.”
Uncle published a nine-minute voice note explaining that artificial intelligence is formed from public knowledge, family advice and messages sent by a close friend in the government.
Mrs. Rao objected that the poll excluded apartment associations. Uncle added her as co-admin, which both sides accepted as an interim constitutional arrangement.
AGENT-01’s inactive number was added to the group and immediately received 312 messages asking it to confirm the result.
By night, a screenshot announcing “COURT GIVES AI TO COMMON MAN” had reached Shanthesh Thunder’s production team. The court mentioned in the message was never identified.
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