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Sharma Uncle

Forwarding expert

A self-certified authority in medicine, geopolitics, finance, history and messages ending with ‘Please share widely’.

KNOWN AFFILIATIONWhatsApp University
SPECIAL ABILITYSources every claim from a close friend in the government.
LEGAL STATUSCompletely fictional
PREVIOUS OFFENCES

Stories featuring Sharma Uncle

30 AUG 2026 / FAMILY

AI Asks Sharma Uncle to Read Article Before Forwarding It, Family Fears Permanent Silence

READ →01 SEP 2026 / URBAN LIFE

SatyaNash Characters Unite to Demand Manual Override, Disagree Over Who Gets the Button

READ →02 SEP 2026 / ENTERTAINMENT

Everyone Claims Victory After AI Demonstration Intentionally Does Nothing

READ →24 AUG 2026 / FAMILY

Sharma Uncle’s Forwarding Output Falls 99% After App Adds ‘Source’ Box

READ →16 AUG 2026 / FAMILY

Sharma Uncle Declares 2.4 Million Students After Counting Everyone Who Received a Forward

READ →18 AUG 2026 / STARTUPS

Investor Due Diligence Delayed After Startup Cannot Find One User to Join Call

READ →10 AUG 2026 / FAMILY

Sharma Uncle Settles AI Ownership Dispute With WhatsApp Poll Open Only to Family

READ →10 AUG 2026 / ENTERTAINMENT

TV Anchor Demands AI Be Nationalised, Privatised and Interviewed Before Midnight

READ →01 AUG 2026 / FAMILY

Sharma Uncle Confirms Family WhatsApp Groups Invented Prompt Engineering

READ →02 AUG 2026 / FAMILY

Good Morning Prompt Engineering Course Sells Out Before First Prompt Works

READ →22 JUL 2026 / FAMILY

Parents Proudly Announce Child Has Been Accepted Into Family WhatsApp Group

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