LUCKNOW — After a competitive selection process involving a new phone and one accidental video call, sixteen-year-old Rhea has been admitted to the prestigious Agarwal Family Updates WhatsApp group.
The group’s rigorous curriculum covers flower GIFs, unverified medical breakthroughs and birthday wishes for people whose identities are never clarified.
Rhea’s first assignment is to acknowledge a twelve-minute video about the healing frequency of steel utensils.
“Admission brings great prestige and approximately 340 unread good-morning messages per semester.”
Sharma Uncle welcomed the new member by forwarding an orientation document last verified in 2014.
YES, THIS IS SATIRE.
FEATURED CHARACTERSharma UncleMeet the menace →This story is fictional. Names, organisations and quotes were invented for comedy. Any resemblance to your family group has already been forwarded.