JAIPUR — Sharma Uncle has declared Good Morning Prompt Engineering the country’s largest AI course after counting every recipient of a forwarded lesson as an enrolled student.
The calculation includes people in muted groups, deleted contacts and several numbers that now belong to restaurants.
Uncle said reading the material was encouraged but not necessary because exposure itself created awareness.
“Whether they read it is a private matter between student and knowledge.”
Grocery.ai imported the numbers as community users. A single message forwarded through forty groups produced forty separate cohorts and one international expansion when it reached an aunt in Dubai.
Students who replied STOP were marked as having completed the communication module.
Pivot Prakash offered Uncle the title Chief Organic Growth Officer. Uncle accepted after being assured that organic referred to trust rather than vegetables.
The next lesson explains how to increase retention by sending the same message again with two additional exclamation marks.
This story is fictional. Names, organisations and quotes were invented for comedy. Any resemblance to your family group has already been forwarded.