BENGALURU — A due-diligence call was postponed after Grocery.ai failed to find one independent user willing and able to describe the product.
Pivot Prakash first invited Sharma Uncle, who introduced himself as Chief Organic Growth Officer and asked whether the investors had completed his course.
Human Resources Devi offered three employees from the mandatory webinar. All three requested written assurance that their comments would not affect performance ratings.
“Our users are so engaged that they cannot be interrupted for validation.”
Mrs. Rao agreed to speak but spent the first twelve minutes seeking compensation for the society’s training data.
The company then presented a video testimonial from an enthusiastic user. Arjun Backend recognised the voice as Prakash slowed down by eight percent.
Prakash told investors that conventional customer references were outdated because AGENT-01 served autonomous entities that valued privacy.
The call ended when an investor asked to see the product perform one useful task. Grocery.ai scheduled a follow-up devoted to defining useful.
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