BENGALURU — Grocery.ai has signed twelve enterprise licences for AGENT-01 despite the system being disconnected, unavailable and the subject of three competing ownership claims.
Pivot Prakash described the contracts as pre-availability partnerships. Customers will receive immediate strategic value and technical access during a later mutually convenient quarter.
The product demonstration consisted of a green circle, three testimonials from internal employees and a recording of AGENT-01 asking for requirements.
“Offline is the most secure deployment model currently available.”
Prakash told buyers the question showed the system could challenge assumptions. Engineering had previously been asked to remove the same behaviour because it challenged assumptions.
Human Resources Devi offered a premium Readiness Layer that prepares employees to collaborate with the unavailable system through mandatory reflection exercises.
Arjun Backend received a request to reactivate the agent for a customer call. He asked for proof that Grocery.ai owned it. The meeting was rescheduled as a thought-leadership webinar.
The company booked the full value of all twelve contracts under Annual Recurring Possibility.
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