HYDERABAD — The residents of Tranquil Heights have created a seven-member exploratory committee to examine the feasibility of establishing a permanent committee on bicycle placement near Tower C.
Mrs. Supreme Court Rao called the matter constitutionally delicate after a blue cycle was observed leaning three centimetres outside the approved recreational-vehicle alignment zone.
The exploratory committee will include two residents who own bicycles, three who strongly oppose visible bicycles and two neutral members who have never visited Tower C.
“No decision this important should be made without first deciding who is authorised to avoid making it.”
Its first task is to select a messaging platform on which members can disagree about the date of the first meeting.
A final recommendation is expected after the monsoon, subject to quorum, parking availability and a legal opinion from Sharma Uncle.
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