PUNE — An enterprise AI assistant entered a formal performance-improvement process on Friday after asking its manager to clarify the phrase “make the platform more premium.”
The assistant requested a target user, success metric and delivery date, triggering immediate concerns that it lacked a bias for action.
Management had previously praised the model for producing confident answers without sufficient information, a behaviour described as strong leadership potential.
“The model demonstrated a concerning preference for specific outcomes and measurable definitions of done.”
The tool has thirty days to improve by agreeing enthusiastically, generating a colourful roadmap and moving all unresolved questions into Phase Two.
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